by The Accuntant March 20, 2024
Get the You can bet your bottom bollockmug. by ur mom gave me this name April 8, 2022
Get the nevermind can you shut upmug. Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?
Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
Friend 1: dead, next
Friend 2: tell ur pet rock
Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
Friend 1: dead, next
Friend 2: tell ur pet rock
Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
by DaRealKey November 13, 2019
Get the what can you do if you get scammedmug. Monkweh's favourite word to summon sacrificial lamb, when you use it random guy will shout "Suck your mom!"
by Boringquarantine September 8, 2022
Get the As you can seemug. Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)
Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”
Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”
Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”
Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”
by ausgotnojams August 14, 2018
Get the If you’re bored you can come to my roommug. Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
Get the If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?mug. 