Butthole Banjo

When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.

“I was astounded after walking in on Johnny playing the Butthole Banjo in my bathroom.”

by Butthole Banjo Wizard November 22, 2020

butthole piracy

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.

I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!

by illattack2513 December 3, 2010

Butthole Broth

When your ass sweats, creating a swampy feel in your underwear.

Bro, PE gave me butthole broth.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

Butthole pressure

1. When you have to poop really bad.
2. Peer pressure from peoole with names like Kieth or Karen.

1. Oh man, I am feeling some serious butthole pressure, I better go hit the bathroom. 2. This lady at work today wanted a refund, she was in the wrong but exerted some serious butthole pressure and my manager caved.

by BR34D November 4, 2019

Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

Butthole Complex

When you see or hear yourself in a video or audio clip and you begin to implode inward into a black hole of cringe.

Oh god, is that how I sound? I'm experiencing some major Butthole Complex.

by JustSamj December 14, 2021

butthole orgasm

Highly explosive diarrhea

I had so much Taco Bell that 30 minutes later I had a butthole orgasm. Shit was EVERYWHERE!

by BholeOrg May 23, 2016