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Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.
"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."
by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017
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Business Queer

A person that holds their chromebook like a business person and looks like a queer
“OOOHHHH TEAM BUSINESS QUEERRRRRR”
by Business QUEERRRRRRRR October 15, 2017
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Buying a gf for 2k gold

The act of buying a runescape gf for 2k gold
Person 1:Buying a gf for 2k gold
Person 2:ok
by User8823 May 14, 2018
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Business Day

The unit of measurement to measure the time taken for 'Hamno' to perform simple daily tasks.
It took Hamno 3 Business Days to get a bottle of water, he went on too many side quests.
by Linueax June 26, 2023
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heavy business

Heavy Business: a difficult, uncomfortable situation that is likely to involve a fair amount of suffering.
- John and Sheila's house was robbed.
- Wow, heavy business!
by SaltyD23 October 18, 2011
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good business decision

The term used by management to describe their decision to take away pay, benefits, or a job from an employee.

A decision based entirely on upper management being able to skim a couple more dollars of profit off from the company without a care or concern to employee safety, long term company effect, equipment reliability, or any other thing than pocketing the bossman a couple more dollars.
Manager: Well we have decided that you will no longer be able to take off holidays.
Employee: Why? I enjoy seeing my family. Why can't I have something that the federal government gives everyone else?
Manager: After some research the company has found that taking away your time and happiness is a good business decision.
by Workerbees February 14, 2012
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independent business

A question made by the exam board AQA to fail and confuse innocent year 10 and 11's who revised biology instead received an off topic exam containing drunk 15 year olds and GM mosquitoes
Exam: What is an independent business?
Phil: Oh fuck!
by Jason15300 May 17, 2016
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