busted

stoned out of your mind

I was so fuckin' busted last night!

by ?---? January 5, 2008

Berted

Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down

Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!

by Overagekid November 12, 2009

Busted monkey

A tore up va-jay-jay.

Gena has a busted monkey.

by Nikkilicious85 August 16, 2016

Busted milk

Another name for jizzing your pants.

“Oh, excuse I just busted milk.”

by Sad fat dragon with no friends October 10, 2017

Hump busted

hump busted is catching two or more people in the process of busting each other's humps. Having sex gay straight or masturbating in a public place. Preferably while yelling "you've been hump busted!" Then running away.

I can hear these two guys gruntin in the men's room stall over there. I think I'm gonna bust they humps, throw open the door and let em know they've been hump busted.
~South Philadelphia Collins

by cdgnotparis July 17, 2018

bustedtees

has many unfunny jokes people won't get

"Canada, America's hat" *Uncontrollable crazy laughing* WTH is funny about that Bustedtees? (I was being sarcastic and the fact the jokes are so stupid no-one will get them)

by 321aidepikiw July 10, 2009

slippery busted table leg

When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.

After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.

Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.

by Wes & Rob December 14, 2008