"Guys i telling u now people are gonna get hurted if we done fight its like negan sayed u bunch of pisses i getting started so u better get ready for what u know because if we dont go biden will win trump is real president fight."
"What?"
"Oh shit, I brocked that."
"What?"
"Oh shit, I brocked that."
by Red Jellly November 25, 2020

by Bruh292929 April 3, 2022

by i love colby brock November 22, 2023

*insert every single synonym of attractive* man on this planet and i won't say otherwise HOW CAN HE BO SO HAT AND SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME-
literally BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, impeccable jawline, just overall amazing
literally BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, impeccable jawline, just overall amazing
any person who has standards: hey who are you watching
me: dadd- i mean colby brock
any person who has standards: rly omg he's so fine *pulls out phone* *subscribes*
me: dadd- i mean colby brock
any person who has standards: rly omg he's so fine *pulls out phone* *subscribes*
by hearts.for.colbs_ January 24, 2023

A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary. Stubborn as hell. Does not like Chilis. If you see one in the wild, catch it with Diet Coke
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023

Colby isn’t any ordinary guy, he is a perfect one. Not only is his body perfect but his face and personality, he is well known for ghost hunting and his vines with his best friend Sam Golbach
by Colby.brocks_gf November 5, 2021

A Taller than average kid, zones out in class and might even be gay, is that a bad thing? No, being a Brock is something that one must try to handle by themselves and cherish the moments, Brock has really amazing friends, especially ones who are really fucking good at being cool.
by GooglePlus October 24, 2019
