Brendan

Brendan is the alternative spelling of Brandon and this definition exists only because of the instagram trend.

"Brendan? Oh you mean Brandon?"

B: "Oh man i couldn't find my name on urban dictionary."
A: "What's your name?"
B: "Brandon but like, Brendan"
A: "Hold my beer, bReNdAn"

by Icantbenamed November 22, 2021

Brendan Mahoney

Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down

My old man called me "Brendan Mahoney", the most sinister slur in the book.

by SmockBin69_nae-nae February 18, 2025

Brendan

The most humble, handsome, sexy, funny, rich, and down to earth guy. Huge massive cock. Very fuckable and suckable. Amazing at everything, bad at nothing, everyone either wants him or wants to be him.

Dude there goes Brendan, what a handsome dude, i’m straight but like… if i was a girl… i’d let him hit.

Oh M G there is Brendan walking down the hall, i want to fuck him so bad he’s so so hot. I’d let him ruin me and my life.

by masterqueef87 March 11, 2025

Brendan

This richest Blacket player in the leaderboard.

Even Brendan cant afford

by !Brendan March 25, 2025

Brendan

The hottest guy ever. If you want to date him be ready to be overloaded with hotness. Also, If he asks you to go home with him, make sure to bring some protection. If he enters your bedroom, white stuff is going to squirt everywhere. He will be so attractive that you will want to suck it so badly. ONLY GO TO HIS HOUSE IF YOU'RE READY.

Brendan is hot as hell.

by Unresistable... May 22, 2025

Brendaning

To lift and support someone up.

My homie's girl dumped him. I spent the day consoling him. I was brendaning.

by ㄴㅇㄴxd June 2, 2025

Brendan Barry

1) Noun: the biggest bird.
2) Adjective: used to describe one of large proportions.
3)Noun: a nickname given to a person who could bankrupt a family by eating all their food.

1) Wow that Brendan Barry sure can guzzle all that food.
2) Brendan Barry, the biggest bird.

by anonymous July 19, 2023