a young ambitious rune scape addict, that enjoys spending time with mexicans and dogs t hat are named bern. Likes long walks on the beach and romantic strolls through the gardens of rivendale
Bern that was so sick dog, i just killed that 72 warlock! oh i know brendan christenson you pwnd that n00b
by rylee christenson September 2, 2011

A guy that usually in the back ground, occasionally in the spot light. Is hard on himself and his actions, but has a kind loving heart. Can play on multiple instruments and try’s his best at each of them. When he says he cares about someone he means he’ll be there for them no matter what. Is a loyal friend, and never shares a secret unless they’re in danger. Tries his best to put others before himself. Doesn’t like talking about himself too often. Talks to girls quite easily. Girls overlook him often, but is a good friend to talk to. Is fun and not very difficult to talk to after getting to know him.
by He’s kind December 3, 2018

by BoboBilson August 1, 2023

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022

by Thatdemigodwhonevergotclaimed October 3, 2021

A usually stupid man, but never gives up. they keep's trying for hot women and their affection. they are kind of good leader's, loves to joke never quits. He is a person that alway's tries to help, he is generous, and he is accepting. When somebody pisses him off, you'll know when because he is a rough Irishman.
by Yeeting young man April 3, 2019

Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.
by Jetason March 21, 2022
