Twistin the Bread

When someone is making up a lame excuse like in school and the teacher stops you mid excuse, the lame excuse is known as twistin the bread. The teacher would also add to the end, "you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

"Hey are you twistin the bread?" Mr. Curran asked incredulously, "cause if you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

by JoeyPencils October 17, 2012

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Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.

Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015

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bread end

The end of a loaf of bread that most humans discard. Or may also be used to refer to an individual who is stretched thin financially and eats discarded bread ends to save money to raise a family.

Yo, did you see Paul was eating those bread ends at lunch today?
Yeah, poor guy. Preschool prices are through the roof these days.

Hope things turn around for him soon...

by Jmt757 May 10, 2018

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