push up bra

A life saver for any female with less than a C cup.

She's damn lucky she's wearin' that push up bra or else she'd have to go home to her vibrator tonight.

by Cahoon Clansman February 15, 2004

nut bra

a smaller version of the bra used to support a mens testicles. used mostly by old men who have saggy testicles

Man - "Dammit, i sat on my nuts again!"
Woman - "Should have been wearing your nut bra."
Man - "AHHHH!!"
Woman - "What happened this time?"
Man - "They fell in the toilet >.<!"
Woman - "You should have been wearing your nut bra."

by Pyroman October 23, 2005

push-up bra

A bra used to make boobs look bigger;
used by girls to make them look like women

I just got a push-up bra

by milese June 20, 2003

hand bra

When a girl covers up her naked breast's by using her hands

Kiersten : Hey Kaylee watch the door I need to change before we leave work!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018

push up bra

-A device used by women to spread lies.
-Since most women are verbal liars, they can take lying to the next level by deceiving people of their natural physique.
-Push up bras turn mosquito bites, pimples, and pancakes into melons, mountains, and major league yabbos.

Person 1: Your grandma has huge tits!
Person 2: She wears a push up bra, it turns her tits from an A to a double D in a single bound.
Person 1: I don't care about her lies, "Whats your number granny?!"

by ManD3rp January 26, 2011

water bra

A cruel trick perpetrated by victorias secret. Well I know her secret, she's a fucking whore.

I heard a pop, and suddenly I found myself soaking wet. As I stood there with my mouth agape, staring stupidly at her sopping wet chest, with it's now lop sided breasts, it begain to dawn on me that I had been the victim of a most cruel hoax. The water bra.

by Stash_Master August 14, 2006

Inviso - Bra

what results from someone getting a tan line around their bikini top, resulting in being tan everywhere except their boobs. Making it seem like they always have an invisible bra on

"OMG Tiffany i got an Inviso - Bra at myrtle beach last weekend. hope my boyfriend wont mind"

by RachelO April 29, 2009