Boiled Noodle

It's what The Rock truly is.

The Rock? More like Boiled Noodle

by SvenTheSwedishGuy March 23, 2023

Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_

"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"

by whispy82 October 9, 2023

go off the boil

To lose one’s intensity or interest on something.

Don’t go off the boil because of this one deviation Michael. Stay focused!

by Sicilian Cowboy November 7, 2023

A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023

Shrimp Boil

Finding one’s self in a pickle, a predicament.

Joe found himself in a real shrimp boil with his wife when he got home from his brother in laws bachelor party.

by 614_FGR January 9, 2024

Sealand Boil

Seafood boil cooked with mice

I made the sealand boil and my neck broke out

by Watchyotone January 17, 2024

Seafood Boil

Akin to a Dutch Oven, a Seafood Boil refers to farting in the bed adjacent to your partner, subsequently trapping them. However, a Seafood Boil is unique because the perpetrator is releasing a particularly fishy fart, caused by the spicy and/or overconsumption of seafood.

Babe, did I wake up in the bayou?? It smells like a seafood boil in here.

by TheFecePolice January 25, 2024