Boil

Like a pimple, but even worse.

Imagine you have a pimple.

Now, imagine that very same pimple, but twice as large and even more sensitive. Like, so sensitive that it will flare up and burn like hell if you just accidentally brush something against it. That's a boil for you. Did I mention that it takes almost a week of rigorous treatment to make it go away?

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 19, 2022

Boiled choad

A person who is thicker than he is tall, and is wrinkled as if he had been boiled for too long.

That old fat guy over there really looks like a boiled choad

by A-Aron balake January 15, 2015

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

cooter boil

When her vagina is so stank, she has to boil it to kill the germs.

She has a foul order and after going to the doctor he recommended a cooter boil.

by Petty Memes April 04, 2019

soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 26, 2018

Piss-boil

To express your anger.
To boil piss.
This is spelt specifically with a dash in the middle to represent a penis.

That really boils my piss.

or
I really feel like going for a piss-boil today.

by March 29, 2022

boiled hot dog

when you get a prince albert and it splits the rest of the way

Joe got a PA and his cock turned into a boiled hot dog.

by dangggg May 17, 2005