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that's what the bishop said to the choir boy

a phrase added after an innocent comment to make it sexual, referencing the fact that almost everyone in the catholic church is a pedophile.
used in the same context as the widespread that's what she said innuendo.
- I really pumped that one out!
- THAT'S WHAT THE BISHOP SAID TO THE CHOIR BOY!
by rossdwp March 30, 2009
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Son of a bishop

A modification of an old favourite with a replacement of the noun bitch with an apparently less offensive synonym, but think about it.. would you like to be the son of choir boy molesterer? Thought not! Also handy as your less likely to get pulled up for shouting this at the top of your voice!
Ian... You low down, dirty, yellow bellied son of a bishop!
by Sir Toby June 2, 2007
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Elle Bishop

Super hot, super sexy, and super gorgeous woman introduced in the second volume of Heroes.
Woah, wasn't Elle Bishop so hot in that episode of Heroes last night?
by U_J March 8, 2008
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mormon bishop

Middle aged or geriatric white male revered by a local Mormon congregation as a marriage and sex counselor, financial advisor, and spiritual leader that generally lacks any real experience in at least 2 of the 3 disciplines.
I told my mormon bishop I was having difficulty communicating with my husband about his tendency to belittle me in front of the children, so he told me to stop masturbating.
by R. David Johnson January 16, 2018
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Cheeky Bishop

A gentleman gaffer taped up a tree, masturbating furiously with elderly women walking below him.
Loz: dude a pidgeon totally just shat on me.

Nick: that wasn't a pidgeon. That was a cheeky bishop.

Loz: damn.
by Rev. Donks April 24, 2010
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blaize bishop

Most fucking awesome person ever. Smartest and most good looking man alive.
by BobThe uilder April 17, 2017
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stinking bishop

A penis, either still erect, semi erect or flaccid, that has not yet been washed after being used for anal sex.
She said,"No, I will not suck off your stinking bishop!"
by meam1 May 16, 2006
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