Berted

Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down

Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!

by Overagekid November 12, 2009

Peter Beaters

Another name for a man's hands.

Hey, check out the peter beaters on that guy! It looks like he's carrying two bunches of bananas!

by mck681s May 28, 2012

World beater

Fuckwits that think they are better than everyone else.

Those cunt that drive Coal trains think they are world beaters.

by Wheat Weevil August 18, 2018

Meat beater

A person who uses a giant piece of meat as a punching bag

person 1: dude check it, that guy is using that giant meat as a punching bag
person 2: he’s a meat beater

by Dubiks April 12, 2019

Taco Bell Buzzer Beater

After eating copious amounts of Taco Bell/Mexican food and having to shit extremely bad, right as your ass comes in contact with the toilet seat the shit flies out, nearly missing the bathroom floor.

Oh god, I'm going to have to have a Taco Bell Buzzer Beater if I have one more bite of this burrito.

by 213409523458092 May 3, 2014

Jebaited and Birated

The term for getting shit on so hard. Used in a variety of video games

He got shit on, jebaited and birated if you must

by moistwhale September 6, 2021

egg beater

A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.

Man, I just slept with Kate from Kate Plus 8. I busted out the egg beater on her.

by mister creepy February 23, 2011