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shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".
"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"
by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010
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beamer girl

beamer girl why are you so beamer (sad)
beamer girl-a sad or depressed girl
by jem.mm December 17, 2018
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beamed

a common roblox term used by the the community to describe people who had their limiteds stolen through various methods
Person 1: Bruh, I lost my Valk
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I got beamed
by yruhwiejsofkhiurkdsagf July 7, 2021
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BeamSP

An allegedly transgender and sociopathic rapist who's traits don't even begin to describe the horrendous actions they've made throughout their life. Their traits can be compacted down into the word "BeamSP". They frequently brag about threatening to shoot up their school. They tend to act as if they aren't them under new personas, even though it is painfully obvious that this new persona is them.
Brian Ortiz: Dude I keep messaging that girl but she won't answer me, gonna follow her around.

Jason: Shut up, BeamSP!
by TheGariest April 8, 2019
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Emer Beamer

The best cocktail ever....Jim Beam, Apple Sourz, Apple Juice, Ginger Ale and a slice of lemon
to be used anywhere, except driving.... "Lets have an Emer Beamer"
by Emer Beamer February 5, 2010
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beamer benz or bentley

beamer benz or bentley, beamer benz or bentley, beamer benz or bentley, my jeans are never empty...
by j-rob mad fresh May 26, 2010
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sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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