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massachusetts baseball

A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.
"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"

"Springfield."

"Which one retard?"

"Massachusetts."

"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."

"What?"

"Are you a pitcher?"

"Nope, shortstop."

...

"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
by CeltsIn42018 August 24, 2017
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brunts base

Where all the retarded kids in my school go.
Guy 1: Wheres Jimmy?
Guy 2: Hes at the base?
Guy 1: Well, he is in bottom set...
Guy 3: Whats the base?
Guy 1: Its the Brunts Base
by Oxogod November 6, 2017
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dick baseball

when a group of men are in a locker room, or otherwise largely congregated area, and decide to pass time by participating in a game of baseball, using their dicks as the bat.
Well boys, we got anything better to do?
Nah, dick baseball it is.
by Rampaging Boner June 27, 2019
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LED baseball cap

A baseball cap is a close-fitting cap with a curved part at the front that sticks out above your eyes.
when you have purchased a beautiful baseball cap, that provides you with a strip of LED light.
"hey Margret guess what I purchased on wish last night"
"let me guess, a golden dick trophy"
"no, an LED BASEBALL CAP"
"WOW!!!"
by Debra Biblooby August 28, 2019
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twentyfirst base

When you browse and masturbate to every base definition on urban dictionary
You: oh man I browsed every base definition on urban dictionary last night, I got all the way to twentyfirst base

Any rational human being: wow that's pretty sad bro
by Thepeepeeman October 17, 2019
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Wii baseball

The quickest way to get a sore arm besides from jacking off.
My arm is so sore from Wii baseball.
by 8tb39q4 g March 9, 2020
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Troll based

Someone that messes around a lot and is not being serious is troll based.

An opinion that is only meant to piss someone off can also be troll based.
Person 1: Danny is not beeing usefull to the team and is just messing around,
Person 2: Yeah Danny is pretty troll based.
by TheWombat25 October 6, 2020
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