John the Baptist

An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.

Run for your life! It's John the Baptist!

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Baptor

the awkward situation wherein you or your group of friends says goodbye to another person or group, only to realize that both people/groups are headed in the very same direction.

Me: adios man *starts walking*

Nick: yeah see ya *walks away*

Me: *looking over and seeing Nick* BAPTOR!

by sean patrick goggin December 27, 2008

baptize your car

Baptizing your car is when you exceed 100 mph for the first time.

I’m about to baptize your car.

by mbergy April 18, 2018

baptist birth control

See; Anal Sex.

"Did you at least use a condom?"

"No, but it's ok. We used Baptist Birth Control."

by MrChainsaw90 April 3, 2020

Alabama baptism

When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.

I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.

by MartonB April 3, 2022

independent fundamental baptist

a cult that holds very conservative views. Will literally shoot you if you use the NIV (KJV only), wear pants as a female, question leadership in the church, or are gay. They believe that women are under men and should never have any leadership roles. Basically they stay at home barefoot and pregnant. They also beat their children before they can even form words (spare the rod spoil the child). Many have schools so they can keep the children away from the world so they do not get corrupted. If you grew up in this denomination im sorry :(

boy: oh yah! I grew up Independent Fundamental Baptist
girl: Oh, so you grew up in a cult?

by awaw54 December 3, 2021

John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals

I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist

by Realnworduser April 30, 2022