branch banking

going number 2 somewhere other than your own home.

I couldn't take a dump at the mall. I had to wait until I got home. I don't like to do any branch banking.

by Sara Joseph July 20, 2007

Butthole Bandit

A boy, who on new years thought it would be sexy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl's butthole.

There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown

Liam! What are you doing with your hand up Ana's butthole! You're being the ILL butthole bandit right now!

by jsilll February 24, 2011

Plus Sized Bandit

A person of a larger weight, who really doesn't give a shit. Often loud and rude, and constantly belittling skinny people who aren't "skinny bandits", the posse of the plus sized bandit. Often will cause fights, and over dramatize situations. Eats whatever they want however they want, no matter who is watching.

Did you see that loud guy fighting in the cafeteria??

Yea he was such a plus sized bandit!

by cat55 October 23, 2010

Jiz Bandit

a person, known or unknown, that leaves jiz in a random place; if it's a friend, they will never cop to it.

Who the hell jizzed on my car seat? The jiz bandit struck again.

by sweetdees January 22, 2009

gas bandit

A gas bandit is someone who enjoys the smell of other people's farts. They will even get close to your ass just to get a little sample.

Fuckin gas bandits, fuck.

by fredsup March 25, 2009

Spackle Bandit

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.

Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.

by Blind Clown August 13, 2010

Spunk Bandit

Someone called Gracie with a Nick name of trout

“Your actually a mad spunk bandit”

by Melanie is Ginger April 23, 2020