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Balloon Factor

When a company expands quicker than the directors or shareholders can keep up with employees, eventually it explodes like a balloon.
Chris and Pete promised consumer's their investments would be delivered in a set time frame. When that failed, Chris and Pete promised new and better products which sucked further outside investors in. Eventually unable to deliver any products, the company folded....that is the "balloon factor"
by Winfield83 January 3, 2019
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Balloon physics

The way that computer-generated graphics in some movies don't respect real physics, free fall too slowly, and bounce off each other unrealistically. Also, the flailing of a cheap mannequin standing in for a real stunt performer can be called balloon physics.
Did you know that Titanic avoided having balloon physics in the evacuation scene by rotoscoping real humans jumping from cranes?
by mousefactors April 27, 2022
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Flying Balloon

A Flying Balloon is when a guy's partner blows into his dick, inflating his bladder, then sits on his belly forcing the air out, making a sound like an inflated balloon being released to fly across the room. It is best to attempt this if the recipient does not have to urinate.
She thought it would be funny to give him a Flying Balloon, until she sat on his belly and he pissed all over her ceiling.
by MainGun April 21, 2019
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Drive by ballooning

While leaving after sex, you slap the girl in the face with the used condom.
Bro rachel was so pissed last night, especially after the drive by ballooning.
by BOOGOTTEA April 22, 2023
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wet balloon

When a man ejaculates into a condom during sex, blows it up like a balloon, and proceeds to spray the contents of the condom onto the receiver as the condom deflates.
Bro, I picked this girl up at JD’s after the duster last Thursday and she asked me to give her the wet balloon.
by Urban Dick 13-3 October 7, 2023
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Balloon Poodle

When a girl inserts her finger into your arsehole while she J's you off
She balloon Poodle'd me last night so good I thought I was a clown at a kids birthday party
by Martin Aynuss June 23, 2022
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banana balloon

When your penis blows up after lack of sexual interest
Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened

* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
by EmiiLikesCats May 24, 2016
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