bacon sails 

1. A sailing boat with pink or purple sails.

2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.

In context (On a windy day)- "Jade, I can see your bacon sails!"

bacon sails by Frodo Horsfall December 1, 2007

bacon fundraiser 

(noun) A day when cops are out in force ticketing taking advantage of a location where they know of some common ticket-able activity will take place such as speeding or moving violations.

I'm going out to grab some food at mall.

Careful getting there man, I've been by there earlier, looks like a bacon fundraiser is going on today, cops were pulling over guys when I went by 3 times.

bacon fundraiser by Captain Ginyu March 2, 2011

Bacon Alley 

The stretch of Tierra Rejada road between Mountain meadows and Rite aid in Moorpark, Ca on which police hide either on side streets or in plain sight and prey on unsuspecting motorists.

"You can do 65 down Bacon alley as long as you slow down at each street crossing."

Bacon Alley by ...e..j..f... January 11, 2012

bacon flossing 

Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.

she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!

bacon flossing by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008

bacon ring 

The circle of flesh that makes up the (anus)

bacon ring, mmmmmmmmmmmm

bacon ring by Randyg March 18, 2003

Bacon Balls 

When your balls are sweaty and slimy and stuck to your legs like a piece of raw bacon.

Man, its so humid and I really need a shower! I got a bad case of bacon balls.

Bacon Balls by JiXer April 18, 2011

bacon sandwich 

female genitalia,

her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.

bacon sandwich by ali barber September 25, 2003