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Bat Cave

A cavernous, dank, and generally unpleasant vagina.
"Man that girl is nasty"-guy 1
"Yeah you'd get lost in that Bat Cave"-milkman
by the cotck August 20, 2009
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bat cock

what the fuck do you think it is
its a fucking bats cock
wtf you dont need an example, its just the cock of a bat, a bat cock
by Xndr March 14, 2007
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football bat

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.
When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"
by Jason March 10, 2005
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Bat Signal

The batsignal is an alert put forth by Magic Online users to alert other users of scammers in the classifieds section. It is generally put up by a disgruntled member in spite after they have been scammed. It is also the signal used in the popular Batman movies to receive Batman's attention.
You're the scourge of the earth and you don't deserve to live" "Cheers for the tix brah, don't put up the bat signal!
by BODSKATESH August 6, 2011
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weetzie bat

a boss! girl from LA who's cute and witty like wet nail polish.
by Kat E. Gory May 21, 2004
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mast batting

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.
by drum solo March 30, 2009
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Bat-Fap

Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.

A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.

Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
"Hey man, have a fap last night?"

"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"

"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"

"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"

"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
by Predominate June 10, 2015
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