Burrito cooch

A cooch that resembles a burrito.

You see that girl, Shannon?! She got a burrito cooch!

by TizzyT July 6, 2011

Tijuana breakfast burrito

When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.

I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014

burrito lung

1. To eat a large burrito in a short amount of time while consuming excessive amounts of fluid. The result is a condition in which the burrito eater has a sudden difficulty breathing as if the burrito had expanded to the point of compressing one's lung.

As Dee and I left chipotle, I experienced the painful and debilitating effects of burrito lung.

by Lits July 16, 2008

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (CDBB)

When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.

Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (CDBB)?

Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.

Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!

by Manuel Martinez May 31, 2009

burrito tits

Poorly shaped mammary glands of a overweight Hispanic female typically having a southward pointed nipple

Look at that beaners nasty ass burrito tits

by Big Scott K April 24, 2009

burrfurgundis

A word to describe extreme cold when "burr!" simply won't cut it. The added "furgundis" allows more glottal activity, which in turn satisfies the frontal lobe. However, it must be used with caution, because it only applies to temperatures below 30 degrees Farenheit or at any second of any day above the Planck Helioclime. A very popular word amongst mountain climbers and those studying the Antarctic climate.

"Good god, man. I think my eyebrows are freezing off? BURRFURGUNDIS!"

"Wow...the bird bath flash froze in less than 24 hours. Defenitley a burrfurgundis moment, that."

by LANshark November 11, 2008

burrital

Of, or pertaining to, a burrito.

After going to Chipotle, Wilma experienced a level of burrital stimulation she had never experienced before.

by Jetty Pattman January 17, 2009