I totally sloppy Becketted her last night.
I fucking love Skittles, I would sloppy Beckett anyone for one.
I fucking love Skittles, I would sloppy Beckett anyone for one.
by Mr gay December 8, 2022
Get the Sloppy Beckett mug.by becka February 8, 2005
Get the becka mug.A over rated player/model/metrosexual who gets the world over by his so called "good looks" and changes his hairstyle more often than he scores a penalty
The worst swear you could give a player in football
The worst swear you could give a player in football
by harish March 5, 2005
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Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Any time he's on the front page of the tabloids/Hello for being famous, as opposed to demonstrating any form of footballing ability WHATSOEVER.
by OD Smith March 31, 2005
Get the david beckham mug.annoying grotesquely ugly girl from new zealand who photoshop's her chin on in her myspace pictures to make herself appear more normal. she considers herself to be 'god' of the cyber world, when really hell wouldn't even accept her dirt-bag, shit-faced, 6.4 ft corpse.
person a - "omg, waa waa waa! i'm sooo ugly!! eww, i look like becks legend!!"
person b - "eww, god no! your not not as ugly as that prolapse giant! and besides, your face doesn't look like a melted baby like her's does"
person b - "eww, god no! your not not as ugly as that prolapse giant! and besides, your face doesn't look like a melted baby like her's does"
by becks legend h8rr October 2, 2007
Get the becks legend mug.The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.
A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.
A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.
A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
by xAJBx June 24, 2010
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by EvilDeadite November 23, 2011
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