fucking fuck motherfuck bastard

A nickname for something that causes you great physical or mental pain.

Dude! This homework is such a fucking fuck motherfuck bastard!

My wisdom tooth hurts like a fucking fuck motherfuck bastard.

by ellie sickles May 24, 2009

bluenose bastard

Dirty horrible little creatures
always found in a small dump called small heath
population increses on a saturday at 3pm
then seems to die down at 5.15
after inevitably loosing
rare species outside small heath

oi ya dirty "BLUENOSE BASTARD" get back here an fight

by G..........AVFC January 11, 2009

jammy bastard

One who is undeservedly lucky.

University pass mark - 40
Amount of studying/attendance - little to none
Results - 40, 42, 42

"You jammy bastard"

by ranados August 30, 2005

Cocky Bastard

A person who thinks they're all that , ( mostly in boys ) think they're the best at everything, and thinks they look soooo good ( when they don't ).

Girl: " Dre is such a cocky bastard. "
Friend: " IKR ! He's not even that cute, way too confident. No wonder he can't get a girl. "

by KDChambers November 30, 2010

Ol' Dirty Bastard

Just admit it, y'all. The best rapper ever to live. Possibly the greatest human being ever to live.

Shame on you, when you step through to, the Ol' Dirty Bastard.
BROOKLYNNNNN......zoo.

by B-Cubes June 23, 2004

Bastard Tart

1. A delicious fatherless pastry.
2. A delicious pastry filled with fatherless children.
3. A fatherless slut.
4. A horrible tasting pastry

Christ Alyssa is a Bastard Tart.

Shut the gay up...BASTARD TART!

by undividualist January 10, 2006

bastardise

To make a bastard doesn't necessarily have to refer to people. Giving a legitimate word a new meaning could be bastardising the word. Basically, it's butchering the English language. See orphaned. If you have an idea, and someone takes the idea, changes it around and gives it new meaning, that's bastardising. If you design a newsletter, for instance, and someone else takes over and keeps part of your design but applies elements that don't match up with yours, that's bastardising. You get the drift.

Henry, how do you like the newsletter now that Sue's been doing it for a year?

I'd like it better if she hadn't bastardised my design.

Well, how do you like urbandictionary.com?

Half the people putting stuff up there just bastardise the language.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006