biscuit head

A joke diss to call someone. It's not serious at all, it's just a joke.

Why do you always wear those old-ass sneakers?
Well . . . at least I ain't no biscuit head like you!

by Bernard Jenkins May 19, 2006

Crotch Biscuits

: the wobbly triangles on one's inner thigh.

My legs are nicely and shapely, except for my two crotch biscuits

by mintm July 19, 2011

whore biscuit

Not quiet a whore. A wanna be whore. A friendly affectionate term only to be used for girls who are not truly whores.

Allison, why didn't you come hang with us, you're such a whore biscuit.

by Big V and Slut Muffin April 21, 2006

Tater biscuit

Overly large vagina. What someone does not want to find on a girl. Sometimes containing "gravy" or discharges

She's got a wollered out tater biscuit

by Ninilchikframer September 17, 2016

alley biscuit

a piece of road asphalt

Johnny chucked an alley biscuit at an abandoned car.

by Markimus May 2, 2006

Squeezing Biscuits

The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.

After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Taranaki Biscuit

Taking a shit on a mountain

I took the best taranaki biscuit on the mountain

by SoBoofed February 2, 2017