Belt for bench

People who need a belt for bench press are the same people who get their full routine from tictok or Instagram. They struggle to comprehend normal human behaviour and cannot hold a conversation without mentioning the ‘Benifits’ of using the belt, and part-take in no fap.

Look at this twat using a belt for bench press.

by Caught lacking in gym November 25, 2020

donkey belt

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.

"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."

by GREER9000 November 28, 2019

Belt Butt

When a man tightens his belt above the waistline resulting in a protruding rear end thus, enhancing the contour of his butt cheeks.

Kate: Did Neal Thinks he does?
Willie: Nah.
*Seeing ALF Showing His Belt Butt*
Willie: *fainted*

by MayDayMeh June 12, 2018

skin belt

An overhang of gut fat representing one's belt.

Bertha's skin belt looks huge in that blouse. It's almost touching the floor!

by jage-the-rapist April 1, 2009

belt notcher

A defecation, so grand and voluminous, that it requires you to adjust your belt one notch down.

Mike: I just dropped a real belt notcher. I now feel a deep emptiness inside me.
Mary: I know what you mean. I also feel empty inside.

by MBison October 25, 2017

Belt time

Something little Johnny needs

Little Johnny’s mom: Boy it’s belt time

by Beeabel March 11, 2020

belt wiener

When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.

Dude, tuck your belt in! Your belt wiener is showing!

by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013