Axel

A word describing someone incredibly annoying with stupid, unnatural hair colors and the habit of repeating the same thing over and over again.

"Bob won't stop saying 'Got it memorized' after everything."
"God, he's such an Axel!"

by ElleTerra September 28, 2009

axelfocker

My screen name, origins difficult to trace. Has been used since approximately the seventh and eighth grade.

The screen name of my friend is "axelfocker."

by Axelfocker October 11, 2004

Axell

To 'pull' an AXELL one must expose his gentleman parts to a room of people. Similar to flashing, minus the full nudity only the genitals will be exposed for a short time

I cant believe paul pulled an Axell last night at the staff christmas party.

Any second now Bill will get on stage and 'whip' out an Axell

by Dana Clark August 21, 2008

axel

blowjob under de table; an asshole; beener;

he just gave her a axel during lunch

by vasco_nene March 13, 2009

agelapping

When someone over the age of ten goes to the mall in December and sits on Santa's lap.

"Hey Bob, lets go agelapping and see if we can freak out the guy in the santa costume!"

by Sydneyistoocool November 27, 2006

aelani

Best Fag cleric in Everquest.

He makes Hi elves more gay than ever thought possible.

by Aelani September 25, 2003

Axel

A person that is very holy of nature and screams SOL'S BLESSING as soon as he gets into trouble or/if the sun is shining.
Also attracts the opposite gender naturally.
Usually has very light or blonde hair.
An Axel is also very easy to trick by showing them pictures of women wearing daring clothes.
Can by nature hear sounds that are not normally hearable by normal people.

Hates to be chased by The Green Sloth.
Usually is a member of the holy church nearby your town/city.

You: Oh my god, that guy is so bright and holy. Let's beat the shit out of him and steal his money.

The Axel turns around and shouts SOL'S BLESSING before he runs away instantly.

You: I can't see shit, let's go home and have a spliff.

by the chilla March 18, 2010