mexican autism

I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>

I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism

by Antony C December 1, 2020

Tangible Autism

Autism that can be measured and scaled physically.

Edwin: I just finished writing my 100 page thesis on why MLP is the most influential

Kelly: That's 100 pages of tangible autism

by Mokey Mouse April 15, 2021

Autism brother day

A serious developmental disorder that impairs the ability to communicate and interact.
Autism spectrum disorder impacts the nervous system.
The range and severity of symptoms can vary widely. Common symptoms include difficulty with communication, difficulty with social interactions, obsessive interests, and repetitive behaviors.
Early recognition, as well as behavioral, educational, and family therapies may reduce symptoms and support development and learning.

Ilove the autism brother day

by Faith lee December 9, 2020

Autism

It's a spectrum, and it's genetic (not caused by milk, Tylenol, or vaccines like a bunch of stupid anti-science vegans and parents would like you to believe). It isn't contagious, so don't worry.Most of the time, you could walk past someone and not notice their condition unless you try to have a conversation with them. They have trouble making eye contact, come off as direct/awkward/aloof, and may show signs of ADHD. Not all people with the condition are stupid, non-verbal, childish, or violent contrary to what the media would like you to believe.

Some problems that the people have it face:

Lack of job stability
Poverty
Depression/suicide
Loneliness
Discrimination
Stereotyping
Misinformation (fuck you PETA and anti-vaxxers!!! 🖕🏼)
Addictions (drugs, alcohol, and/or gambling)
Obsessive compulsive behaviours
Bullying
Rape
Anxiety
Anti-science assholes on the internet
Abuse (whether it be at the hands of family, "friends", "lovers", or healthcare workers)
Lack of fulfillment in adulthood

Life with it is hard for the person who has it. They constantly feel like an outsider, a joke, an inconvinience, a loser, a failure, and/or an outcast. It's easy enough to make a few friends during their school days, but once adulthood hits, loneliness is a constant battle. Usually having a pet (dog or cat) helps, especially if they feel therapy or drugs (prescibed by a doctor) won't help.

Yeah, you can have autism and be somewhat normal, but you tend to struggle more than other people. Sometimes it can be a personal Hell that you can never escape from, especially with the constant job changes and chronic poverty and loneliness.☹️

by Failurebitch July 27, 2025

Your Autismancy

a play on the words you excellency but for someone with a bit more than a touch of the tism.

"Hey bro I gotta question for ya?"
"What is it now Your Autismancy?"
"Do dolphins have buttholes?"
"That is why we call you Your Autismancy dude."

by Headbutt The Pussy May 23, 2023

Autism

People with the names kyle,junior,john,james,Austin,miles,

that guy has autism

by anonymous September 25, 2020

butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018