Pandemicesque Assault

Due to the ongoing pandemic , spitting/coughing intentionally near someone could be considered assault and specifically, a pandemicesque assault. Usually, obnoxious mentally unstable ultra-liberals harassing conservatives or illogical ultra-conservatives protesting Covid-19 protocols act in this fashion.

I saw this ultra-liberal White couple wearing their face masks on their chin and coughing repeatedly near a conservative wearing a U.S. Army hat on an AA flight last year as this is clearly a pandemicesque assault. An ultra- conservative wearing a MAGA hat refused to put on his face mask on a British Airways flight when asked repeatedly by a kind flight attendant as he proceeded to mock her by spitting/coughing in front of her and security forcefully removed him from the airplane due to this pandemicesque assault.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 21, 2022

rectal assault

An awesome hardcore band based out of Silver Spring, MD or the painful, brutal, ruthless assault of one's anal cavity.

Rectal Assault was sweet in concert! Yea, that bitches ass was all tore up.

by BatonBeater December 16, 2007

assalanche

When you have to poop so bad, that your ass hole just opens up and the poop flows out.

Rachael had a really upset stomach today and went she finally went to poop she had and assalanche.

by Lucas N. May 5, 2007

Cypher Assault

Cracker, Whiteboy, Farmboy, Freckled-Face who has a Red Face when he gets dissed..

Everytime Cypher Assault comes into the room, Gerald says "Boo" and Cypher gets scared, turns red like an Apple, and exceedingly runs away like a cactuar in Final Fantasy.

by u kno sucka June 9, 2003

Assaloid

Websters dictionary defines Assaloid as a persone how resembles or retain mongoloid (retard) qualities, tendency and mannerisms, and how is also acting like or being an ass (asshole).

1:Stop hogging the remote you f...... assaloid.

2:That's the last time i borrow five bucks to that assaloid.

3:Hey. you diden't leave any toiletpaper you assaloid

And:
Hey assaloid, stop being an assaloid.

by Kjetil A C May 31, 2006

assaulty

You feel like you've been attacked, but you felt only reduced.

Mother fucker! That was an assaulty!

by Woodms March 8, 2017

AssaultFx

When you are fabulous

Hey m8 u look so AssaultFX today

by Assault 👌😫 September 1, 2017