twitter apology

When a person (most often a celebrity) issues a less-than-sincere retraction on Twitter for something negative they said about another celebrity. The phony apology is usually made for the express purpose of garnering publicity.

Charlie Sheen just issued another Twitter apology for calling Denise Richards the n-word.

by cubanitovich June 19, 2014

filth apologist

A filthy lazy ass roommate who doesn't do their dishes and isn't sorry either.

I'm sorry that my home smells like a rotting corpse, one of my roommates is a filth apologist. Also see dishes avoidance forkuation spoonuation

by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016

Gatekeeper Apologist

A gatekeeper apologist is a person who defends a gatekeeper.

Person A: I suffer from depression. I am in the middle of getting it treated.

Gatekeeper: you are not suffering from depression. You don't even have anything to be depressed about.

Person A: Are you gatekeeping depression?

Gatekeeper apologist: no they are not gatekeeping, You are just lying about your illness.

by Psychedelia November 22, 2020

Maria Apolonia

She is an extra in a story made by Jonaxx.

Maria Apolonia is an extra.

by the girl who saved the world. December 16, 2020

astroworld apology

a fake apology about a super tragic thing that was your fault, most likely involving deaths of others.

person 1: hey bro I killed ur entire family with a train 5 minutes ago, sorry
person 2: WTF THAT'S NOT EVEN SINCERE, WHY U GOTTA PULL AN ASTROWORLD APOLOGY LIKE THAT.
person 1: i said sorry, that makes everything better

by IP&Y TFGOIYFG YIG IYG YHF UYFg January 31, 2022

six-figure apology

Judgment in a lawsuit in excess of $100,000

The person that got hurt last week is looking for a six-figure apology

by Pins0444 January 26, 2015

Logan Paul apology

Crack for little children. you know you can delete that video?

A : Have you seen Logan Paul apology video?
B : Yeah it fucking sucks.

by Dad From Family Guy November 20, 2020