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Adopted

A orphan who was raised in a non-biological family

Most adopted kids tend to come from third-world countries and picked by pasty white parents who own yachts and private jets. You can easily tell someone is adopted because they naturally reject common stereotypes of their foreign race and are abnormal in general.
i.e. A swole southeast Asian boy with Rolex and dumb haircut.
Adopted kids tend to not do well in school or have bad social skills despite how they garner popularity in some cases. This is due to their 1% rich skim milk parents raising them with too much love until the kid becomes spoiled milk. Somehow, these kids survive in real life because of how well off they are: having parents back their asses up.
Not all adopted kids are rich. Some can be poor and abused by their parents. However, adoption services aren’t evil as bureaucrats, so poor adopted kids are extremely rare
Me: How does that Asian kid get bad grades?
Friend: Dude, he’s adopted...
Me: No wonder he’s a cringy hypebeast!
by Not Adopted February 13, 2018
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apost fools

Broke up with your girlfriend and now your looking for an excuse for her to take you back, and it's after April 1st? Just say it was an "apost fools joke"!
by rvabyrd April 9, 2011
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God_Apostle

God_Apostle is the account name of a jsper that plays ladderslasher, he has a tendency to fail at everything he does, and he has no choice but to give in and admit to Diablohockey1 that he is cooler and that he will never EVER be as cool as Diablohockey1

Thank you for reading this page, and again, Diablohockey1 owns God_Apostle at everything except things that involve sex with men and transvestites.
Diablohockey1, I God_Apostle, wish i could be you... but sadly i am just too much of a gay son of a bitch...
by Diablohockey1 March 14, 2009
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Apostle

Street slang for a homosexual man who has a fetish for little boys
Awww man did see that story on CNN about that Apostle and that little kid last night?
by Scott Studda January 29, 2007
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Adoption!

I'm gonna have an Adoption!
by GoatDreamer November 19, 2019
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adopt me kid

A children who plays adopt me in roblox, a game that uses bots and making roblox laggy, full of scammers. Adopt Me is being hated by most of the robloxians.
Ligmaballs1234: ey u wanna play phantom forces

Hotspaghetboi82: sure

unicorngirlcute7171: screw phantom forces, adopt me best.

Both: what a adopt me kid.
by hebadme April 24, 2021
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St. Philip the apostle school

The best privat catholic school in pasadena. The most asome teachers:Mrs. Cohan, Mr. K, Mrs. Natalie. always remebering those kidergarden years. STUDENT COUNCIL RULES!!!!!!!! GO FALL FESTTTTTTTT?TALENT SHOW!!!!!!
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