Antonio is a very sexy good-looking boy that is usually italian, mexican or portugeuse. He is an amazing boyfriend and such a cool friend that will always have your back. He is such a charmer if u ever meet a Antonio hold onto him for life because he's so smart and your probably sorted for life.
He's also got an excellent body that will make you faint. He always combs his hair in a cool way. He knows how to dress and probably has a higher grade than you.
He's also got an excellent body that will make you faint. He always combs his hair in a cool way. He knows how to dress and probably has a higher grade than you.
by VannessaFaith June 6, 2020

An ugly mut that roams the halls looking like a ferret. He scavenges anything he can find ranging from used condoms to butt plugs. He swallows semen faster then your average female. His ugly face makes it nearly impossible for any female to even look at him. His favorite past time is sticking ping pong balls up his ass while while a wiesel licks his balls. An antonio is a sick fuck and anyone who knows one should really consider deleting his number and move away before he makes them his next victim.
by daniel rosen December 12, 2012

Adam: Hey be careful if you walk by Antonio and don’t let his ears hit you on the way out!
Andrew: I’ll try to dodge it!
Andrew: I’ll try to dodge it!
by Horsea for the party November 14, 2023

When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.
by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017

by SpyderSpyder January 9, 2022

He's extremely intelligent, traumatized, sweet, funny (in the nerdy way), and just fucking perfect. I think I'm falling in love all over again
Person 1: hey, isn't that your ex, Antonio..?
Person 2: yes- but we're still friends
Person 1: why? Don't people normally never talk to their exes after the break up?
Person 2: yes well, we've both matured. We're in highschool now, and I think I'm falling in love with him again. I'm remembering why I fell for him in the first place.
Person 1: why not ask him out again?
Person 2: because, I doubt he'd want me again. I feel like I ruined my chances. Also, I'm a trans man. I doubt he'd *want* a trans guy.
Person 1: that's a big L for you, g.
Person 2: I wish I had rizz
Person 2: yes- but we're still friends
Person 1: why? Don't people normally never talk to their exes after the break up?
Person 2: yes well, we've both matured. We're in highschool now, and I think I'm falling in love with him again. I'm remembering why I fell for him in the first place.
Person 1: why not ask him out again?
Person 2: because, I doubt he'd want me again. I feel like I ruined my chances. Also, I'm a trans man. I doubt he'd *want* a trans guy.
Person 1: that's a big L for you, g.
Person 2: I wish I had rizz
by anonymous March 11, 2023

A once cute quite little town where you could ride your bicycle or your horse up to the ball field during the weekend to play at the park. Lil convenient store popular for Cubans and Icees is where you would run into everyone you knew but now every face is a stranger and better look out on the roads over ran by every alien going 40 over the lil 30 mph speed limit. I say alien because where do all these people even come from....one minute quite lil town everyone mistakes for san Antonio Texas when you say san Antonio because know one heard of san Antonio Florida to huge subdivision where there was a cow pasture or swamps yesterday. Now the home of targets biggest wear house and man made lagoons built over night. It's insane. Once quite country now a over population of aliens that had to come from outer space. O and don't forger ponchos every close eats there atleast twice a week when they don't want to cook and the bar around the corner is for most of the 60s generation to have a high school reunion every Friday night with there 80s and 90s kids who can't hold down a faithful relationship because well the bar!
San Antonio fl:Them-Your from where? San Antonio Texas? What are you doing in Florida. Me-No, it's 30 mins north of Tampa, San Antonio, fl.
by 4sakeofthistowngobacktospace May 29, 2023
