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Alice

An Alice is always thoughtful and has great music taste. They may or may not be indescribably sad. Alices are a source of gravity and one always feels drawn to them. They are also drop-dead gorgeous no matter how self-deprecating they act. They deserve all the love they can get, including when there are “no good lesbians” around.
That girl is such an Alice, she’s so attractive.
by ChickenNudel November 3, 2019
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alien nut

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross
dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!
by john doe March 17, 2004
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Alien Juice

Alien Juice is a combination of a Magnum Forty Ounce and two Four Lokos with the flavor of your choice. Conveniently priced at $8.23, this combination of beverages is a one way ticket to total obliteration. It the the premium choice for a baller who also happens to also be on a budget.
Alien Juice is an $8.23 obliteration.

I was on the Alien Juice train last night, and it was most definitely the wrong train to be on.
by Boss Sauce March 7, 2014
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Alien Nigga

A nigga that dances
by Bow hello shordy July 30, 2018
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Aliceia

The thickest bitch in the whole wide world she had a very nice personality and nice piss colored vans,Very nice rack
Damn aliceia looking thicq with them piss colored vans
by Thick bitch aliceia February 20, 2019
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go ask alice

A bullshit fake diary written by an anti-drug Mormon woman with a series of 'diaries', that are listed as non-fiction to scare little kids into not doing drugs, joining a gang or the occult, getting pregnant, getting anorexia, or getting AIDS.

What never ceases to amaze me is that some people still think that these diaries are by real teenagers, even though they are share the same writing style and are all completely fake. Our English teacher gave this book to us when we were 12 and told us it was a real diary. We were all cracking up before the end of it.
Excerpt from Go Ask Alice:

"Oh those were fun, fun times! I'm going to start on a diet this very day. I will be a positively different person by the time we get to our new home. Not one more bite of chocolate or nary a french fried potato will pass my lips till I've lost ten globby pounds of lumpy lard."

Yes, that sounds like a 15-year-old girl's diary...
by Angelacia July 15, 2007
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Alice Nine

A visual/kei Jrock band, a part of the PSC.

Alice nine was founded by Nao, the drummer in 2004. Shou is the lead vocalist, Tora is on guitar, and so is Hiroto. Saga is on bass. They star in many smutty Yaoi blogs, and most fans spend 15-20 hours a day writing and reading said yaoi.
A fangirl/boy? on alice nine:
OMGF NAO IS SO CUTEEEEE! I WANT A NAO HUG NAO!

LETS GET SOME SHOUES! LOLZ!
by andrew-kun (but shes a girl!) December 20, 2008
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