When a girl can't keep a guy's attention for more than several days. When you see a friend with a different girl on his arm every week, he is suffering from Advanced Date ADD.
John: Hey Phil, I'd like you to meet Amber.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.
by massiveness12 April 14, 2014
Get the Date ADD mug.Radio ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) can only be caught by someone on a good one who is constantly changing radio stations or songs in the car.
Girl: OMG! I love this song! (Changes after 5 seconds) This is my jam! (Changes after 10 seconds) Ah! Fave song! (Changes after 4 seconds)
Girl 2: Bitch! You got radio ADD!
Girl 2: Bitch! You got radio ADD!
by MissHueyBaby June 6, 2015
Get the Radio ADD mug.When a cat is focused on something such as eating and you are able to move him/her to a different location while only causing the cat to quickly change focus to a different subject.
Roommate: Put the cat down, man, he is eating.
You: I would but I already put him down somewhere else and he fell asleep, I think he has Feline ADD.
You: I would but I already put him down somewhere else and he fell asleep, I think he has Feline ADD.
by GenderlessMale October 4, 2016
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Get the Value Add mug.by TheMitchster December 6, 2019
Get the Hobby ADD mug.The repeated patching up of a flimsy argument for a ridiculous proposition made by someone you’d think would be smarter.
Reductape is Latin for the process of repeatedly patching something until all you see is the patch and you can no longer see the thing being patched.
Absurdium is an isotope of Einsteinium (Es, atomic number 99) which when present in the brain of even the hugest genius renders them stupid.
Reductape is Latin for the process of repeatedly patching something until all you see is the patch and you can no longer see the thing being patched.
Absurdium is an isotope of Einsteinium (Es, atomic number 99) which when present in the brain of even the hugest genius renders them stupid.
Did you hear Trump’s latest claims that the election was rigged?
Yes. It was a case of reductape add absurdium.
Yes. It was a case of reductape add absurdium.
by Len Bakerloo December 5, 2020
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