speherical asshole

someone who is an asshole no matter how you look at them.

that guy's a spherical asshole.

by mike January 17, 2004

fucking asshole

Anyone who thinks that they can be a dick to their best friends and treat them like shit

A guy making fun of a good friends mother.

by Sal Cino January 3, 2004

asshole handshake

The rubbing together of two fists, thumb-and-index-finger side-in (The side that looks like an asshole), recognizing that the other fellow and you are both, well, assholes.

Monti: I feel like such an asshole. Am I?
Ed: Yes, yes you are. But so am I. Let's perform the secret asshole handshake. (perform the gesture).

by Edo Alonge September 30, 2007

Asshole

1.When someone does something to purposely piss you off
2.Someone who messes up what you have planned for either no reason or to get back at you

1.You drank the last pepsi you asshole
2.You got drunk and ruined the evening you asshole

by Jerrell butler February 16, 2009

asshole

1. The anus
2. A person who has no consideration for others and acts selfishly and inconsiderately for no reason; believe that they are always right and nothing else is acceptable. A person who spews shit when they talk, because their face is a massive ass.

1. Crap comes out of your asshole.
2. My brothr was such an asshole that no one in the family liked him.

by Foxy Lady 1993 August 22, 2011

flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 4, 2013

Chronic Asshole Disease

An affliction in which a person cannot cease on being a total Asshole.

Eric can't help being a "prick" he's got Chronic Asshole Disease.

by Nora & JP August 31, 2008