Assed out

To be out of luck or screwed.

"Mom, can I go to the mall?
"You're assed out because I have no gas to take up"

by anonymous December 8, 2020

assasasin

Someone that goes around checking out asses and then pointing out the ones that need assassination, usually by rim job or by penis. Usually male looking at female butt also could be male looking at male.

Why does Pat drool at the same time he see your ass? Oh he's just training to be an assasasin!

by Rump raider July 9, 2022

asbestos

A substance that you really shouldn't breathe in if you don't want lung damage.

Bad News: We're secretly breathing in very low levels of asbestos every day

"United States PLEASE for fucks sake ban asbestos"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 8, 2022

Nasal Assassin

A person who's voice is so nasal that - in rare circumstances - can cause death.

Man #1: *Incomprehensible nasal ramblings*

Man #2: Whimper...*THUD*

Concerned Onlooker: That poor man has just been slaughtered by a nasal assassin!

by BringerOfWordsdom September 20, 2009

status assassination

When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.

Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"

After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"

by bee-ri November 17, 2009

back-assed-mcdick-bastard

a mix of swear words one screams at someone or something, perticularly when frustrated or livid. Often used in uncivilized conversation between two or more people.

Do you know how much of a back-assed-mcdick-bastard you are?

by ~Kat~ December 14, 2010

punk-assedness

The actual act of an individual who displays punk-ass behavior.

The idiot on our team is displaying his punk-assedness.

by shaggypb September 4, 2012