Asian Female

A female from the continent of Asia (eg China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Laos etc). The females from this region are notoriously attractive and set apart from their caucasian counterparts by their smile, non-abrasive features and slim figures.

However this is not to say that all asian females are attractive, but the ones who are are very much so

"Damn Jen is hot."
"Where's she from?"
"Oh, she's an Asian Female."

by ricknoic July 22, 2006

asian girl

A female human as viewed by Americans to be of descent from an Asian country. (For instance, Japan or China.) Typically considered to be hotter than the average Caucasian girl, as viewed mostly by horny men...

Mors277 should learn how to spell before posting a definition that looks like a 4-year-old asian girl wrote it.

by Torbjørn June 5, 2007

asian new wave

Italo or Euro-disco music of the 80's. Many asians in the U.S. and Canada listened to this type of music in the eighties and called it "New Wave"

CC Catch, Modern Talking, Fancy, and Bad Boys Blue are so asian New Wave but Depeche Mode is not.

by Collen Arceneaux February 2, 2006

Asia Carrera

Sexy-ass asian porn star, characterized by her smile and visible enjoyment during sex (unlike most asian chicks who seem like they're going through a punishment), and a pierced clit.

God let me f*ck Asia Carrera once!!

by BehenKaLauda April 26, 2005

Angry Angry Asian

Also known as AAA, a very very angry asian who can't contain his anger towards white people.

The opposite of the KKK who committed racist hate towards black people, the AAA is a cult of asians within the midlands in the UK who commit racial crime and terrorism towards the white.

Rakesh you angry angry asian stop hitting Thomas!!

by Urban Dictionary April 1, 2008

asian parent

asian moms usually care mostly about looking young and will do anything for self benefit($)
dads usually don't give two shits about their children and shitty wife and chase other asian family wives(who play along with him and take advantage of all his money)
Asian parents usually call their kids stupid and useless for making simple mistakes. Especially mistakes that were meant to be made (their first try on something they never learned). They will ALWAYS compare you to their friend's kids and will talk shit in front of you. They will compliment their friend's kids like they are a godsend and say that their own kid has no future. Oh, and if it's the dad compliment someone's kids, then it's usually a housewife's kids. He will say how good he is with kids and talk about how good he is at cooking. Remember when Facebook came out around 2000s and everyone was being sheeps? WeChat is the asian app version of that. For asian parents. Thats where they talk shit about their own kids on that app while telling friends every single activity that they did that day. Because they are quirky and active. Also, they will never admit wrong. They are always right.

Asian Parent1 (Dad): Oh my son is so fucking autistic, he's a retarded fucking cunt. By the way, I love your kids they are so adorable *kiss noises*
Asian Parent Housewife Who Clearly Has a Rich Husband and Two Kids: Oh~ thank you~ mmm~ your money- i mean kids are not that fucking degenerate at all~

by stupid useless asian April 8, 2020

Asian Grading Scale

For Normal Kids:
A- Amazing
B- Great
C- Fine
D- Not So Good or Below Average
F- Bad
Asian Kids:
A- Average
B- Below Average or Bad
C- Can’t Have Dinner
D- Don’t come home
F- Find a new family

Guy: No wonder why Asians are so smart. The Asian Grading Scale is so strict

by Sportsexperter21 September 23, 2020