Amish Kleenex

The practice of holding one nostril while simultaneously blowing out the other. You would usually lean over or away from your body so as not to blow snot all over yourself.

This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.

"Dad's allergies were bothering him so bad while we were hiking he had to use the Amish Kleenex."

"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"

"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."

by @ChickieMamaK October 06, 2012

Amish Gap Year

Amish Gap Year is a life changing experience that gives you a new perspective on life

Holy shit that coffee shop (Tous Les Jours) was so good, it was our Amish Gap Year

by Big Bakey October 19, 2024

Amish Glue

A combination of semen and sawdust.

I used some fresh Amish Glue for my household repairs.

by Dingleberry McGee July 04, 2022

amish slot machine

Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.

Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.

by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023

Amish Broomstick

Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.

"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"

by Boathouse drinking November 30, 2019

Amish noodles

When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce

Mom made Amish noodles for dinner

by Jimmy neutron 23 February 18, 2021

amish rub

Getting back to the basics, but aggressive work ethic to churn your butter, with zero wind assist from an electronic device.

Bill about to get an Amish rub...

by Magic8Bullp May 16, 2021