Lance

"Youre such a Lance"
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Lance

Hottest man Alive. Super loyal and will never leave for anybody else. He is more sexy than Ivan and luke
My boyfriend Lance, is so handsome
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He is always there to listen give advice. He has a mysterious life and a very normal one he keeps them apart but there is something very captivating about his personality. He is very intelligent and fun to be around.
Lance
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a sexy piece of meat that is really hot
damn that is a lance
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Predator. Two pump wanna Bea pornstar. He will put G in your Jamba juice ask you if your hungry and want to get food then tell your wife how cock hungry you were on a 4.5 mile car ride that took over 2 hours (that you will have no recollection of other than everyone being mad that you came back with no food... & That he kept on apologizing for being a 2 pump, limp dick, creepy old man) ask around about Mr Fritz & You will hear some straight up R-3 shit! Check your timeline and it just may lead you to the street he took advantage of you on! I found cameras maybe you will too!
Lance, why couldn't you wait tell I was awake or coherent to fuck me? Lance I said NO! Lance makes sure your unable to say no!
by Nomeansnosirlancealot February 03, 2020
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A best friend that's very trustworthy and who matches with your vibe. They're the best person that could be your friend and one who listens and understands your problems assuring you that they are there for you and they will really make your whole day better. Very independent when it comes to tasks but has to have someone to do the task with them, yk ;).
If you're reading this, remember that you're whole worth isn't defined just by words and my definition is very limited, but it doesn't mean that you aren't more beautiful both on the outside and outside, I'm thankful to be your friend hoe <3
"Hey, look it's him!"
"Who's him?"
"LANCEE!!"
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the hot fascist dude from EBF
lance. fuck he’s hot
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