Thirty-Tuesday

A day of the week in which it is mandatory that one drink thirty two ounce beers from your local booze store.

Mondays suck, Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is almost Friday, but still there is a day left without designation of greatness....what do I do with a shitty tuesday? "Bro, its not just tuesday, its Thirty-Tuesday. Lets grab some 32 ouncers and get shitty."

by Smish I July 23, 2012

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Dog on Tuesday

"Dog on Tuesday" is a synonym for going crazy, mentally and physically.

Word origin: Dogs dig up shit angrily on Tuesday, therefore they are fucking crazy.

Bro, I'm so dog on Tuesday right now.

by Lonelyboy34528 June 10, 2022

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Spicy Tuesday

When you shove a fistful of ghost peppers in someone’s asshole and fistfuck furiously for hours until prolapse. Pioneered by Discord moderators.

Alvin Chipmunk: Chipette just gave me a spicy Tuesday in front of 3,000 twitch followers and I feel like a girl now. Better to take it in the ass than be taken by the ass, right?
Simon Chipmunk: Every day we stray further from God’s light. I pray for another flood.
Theodore Chipmunk: Are you gonna eat the peppers?

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

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Tush Tuesday

A variation of the Tumblr holiday known as Topless Tuesday where users post their tush(ass) instead of a topless picture

Anon "Hey wheres your Topless Tuesday picture"
Tumblr "I don't participate in Topless Tuesday but i did put a pic. up for Tush Tuesday"

by UnluckySe7en March 8, 2011

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Turkish Tuesday

Plainly stated, it is when the deed occurs on Monday and you don’t remember it on Wednesday.

I was Turkish Tuesday’d, and still can’t find me pants or watch.

by Pdfdj December 4, 2021

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Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

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