Taco Hammer

A Penis. Yes, a penis.

Screan screamed in terror when I pulled out my thick purple Taco Hammer.

by Ryan Preston December 11, 2004

mc hammer

A Scottish tool for pounding on things.

Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.

by Frisco Pete October 11, 2007

love hammer

When you call someone a love hammer, it means that person is really good at sex.

'Boris The Soviet Love Hammer' (from Cards Against Humanity)

by daniduck January 28, 2015

Turd Hammer

Synonym for fudge packer.

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!

by Charlie Donovan December 01, 2011

Sam Hammer

The act of extremely powerful and sometime aggressive sex. This normally leads to the destruction of the surroundings like beds, chairs, sofas, decks, doors, walls, and sometimes pelvic bones.

Roommate: Why is there a whole in the wall?
Girl: I got Sam Hammered last night, and yeah...
Roommate: Oh, that also explains why you are limping.

by SSlayer September 12, 2011

Rape hammer

hammer used to puncture ones genitals during a rape.

wow that rape hammer did the job.

by john smoit March 29, 2011

Chelsea hammered

To get extraordinarily wasted followed by a weekend of severe regret...commonly results in overall incoherency, brief skankyness before a quick emotional breakdown.

Man, that girl is Chelsea hammered.

by Chelsea hammered June 21, 2015