kill a kitten

v. To masturbate.

Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten.

by The Gramar Nazi March 10, 2002

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kalel kitten

A shady "youtuber" known for constantly switching personas to the extreme and lying to her audience. Was a vegan for a bit and said she would rather eat her pet cat than eat a cow. Has since given up veganism and is now on to promoting laxative teas to her young audience. Has a weird obsession with being Asian and fake tans often saying claiming it's her Native American blood, even though a DNA test proved she's 99.9% white.

Person 1: "Oh my god, can you believe Kalel Kitten changed her persona again?"

Person 2: "Dude, remember the frilly + fancy stage?"
Person 1: "Lol, remember when she stood up for Sam Pepper when he made a video sexually harassing women, and said if a stranger pinched her ass in public she would laugh?"

by oxforddictionarybitch September 30, 2019

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sex kitten

Usually a young, sweet, cute looking girl, but who ooze's sex appeal and who is most probably a lot less innocent than they look. They are usually very flirty and playful.

Hard to resist!

That girl off that show 'doctors'! You'd know if your saw her!

by Banj December 20, 2004

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Cat's fur for kitten's britches.

My Grandmother used this phrase whenever she didn't want us to know what something was.

Example: What am I getting for Christmas? Her answer was "Cat's fur for kitten's britches." meaning none of your business. Grandmom was born in 1905 so it goes back at least that far.

by Joe, Jr. December 24, 2009

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