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by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023

Sushi Thief

The person up train of you on the sushi train that steals your chosen plate or plates.

Differs from a sushi hog and sushi ninja by quantity and selectivity.

-- Tina Yothers just sat down and she has already robbed me twice. What a Sushi Thief!

by xhoochx March 17, 2014

boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

That bitch is such a boner thief

by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018

poon thief

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.

'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"

by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014

Penny thief

Clickbait YouTubers who have to many ads for a video that 10:01 long.|Ricegum

Bob: I met a youtube at Vidcon!
Mark: was it a Penny thief?
Bob: No, it was Lele Pons.
Mark: That is an oxymoron!

by Pettycrimes July 14, 2020

Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.

Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.

by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017