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zarpwning

a word that means something much more pwning than the normal. also the mix of the word zarpado (means awesome in spanish) and pwning
Nacho: ayer me saque un moco enorme de la nariz y lo pegue en un cuadro
Kike: jaja zarpwning bole
by Ignacio Cativa February 23, 2009
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Zwartjoekel

A Dutch word that can be used by white folks to evade the n-word.
It literally translates to 'Black Whopper'.
This term is often used by grandma on bikes.
Watch where you're going! Kanker zwartjoekel!

Stfu zwartjoekel!
by Tuurchemokuur February 1, 2019
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Zlarpers

A bunch of goofy retards who act like dbz characters on Twitter
NormalPerson: Fuck you PedoBeaterBroly I hate Zlarpers.

PedoBeaterBroly: GRAHHH BROLY HATE PEDOPHILES AND MINORITIES
by KnobsInthewoods December 18, 2022
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zarper

someone who makes up facts to get attention . generally hated by all.
hey man that girls being a real zarper

yer i no she claims her dad hits her

i hate people like that
by battyboy101 November 26, 2009
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zwampy

Sukkeltje
Ohh jij bent echt een zwampy
by Djenita March 15, 2015
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Zzarphe

Zzarphe is the creator of the universe and is an unexplained entity with no physical appearance that is responsible for everything to ever happen. the all powerful creator preaches destruction and instructs his followers to destroy the universe he created as a form of entertainment for himself
Zzarphe will destroy you.
by Zzarphes left hand July 2, 2020
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zarp

A native of the local cheap pool shop known as "Talk and Walk". The Zarp is common around these parts and can often be fond chatting to a certain boldilox known as Booby Bobby.

As Talk and Walk is like a second (or first?) home to the Zarp, it is rumored that in his will he has asked to be buried in the pool table contained within the shop.

When eventually Zarp is buried in this table, and someone buys a game of pool and releases the pool balls from the bottom, they may find that one of the balls is in fact Zarp's eyeball. In this case they should not be alarmed as the real pool ball is stuck in Zarp's eye socket in his skull.

In addition, when you walk past Zarp's real house on your way to a revision session in school, you might find that his whole family come to the door in their pyjamas to call you from the other side of the road to their house. Yes, it is fairly weird.
Who is that evil talking to Booby?
It MUST be Zarp

Where the hell is Zarp?
There is only one place where he could be - and that place is Booby land i.e. Talk and Walk.

Zarp's mum:
Where is Zarp today? He hasn't come home from school....

Zarp's brother:
Don't worry mum, he is with his pal Booby at Booby's shop!

Zarp's dad:
Oh no! We're going bankrupt and I don't know where the money is being spent!

Zarp's brother:
Don't worry dad! Zarp is wasting it all on thousand's of 1 pound-a-game matches at Booby's local.

Mum, why is that boy walking bent?
Can't you see his leg son; it's bent!
by chaos_king666 May 10, 2005
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