Zozzle

Originates from 4Chan as an alternative to Kek. Variants include "Top Zozzle" and "Zozzlemus Maximus"

Person 1: Did you know that the Kalahari Bushmen have an average IQ of 54?

Person 2: Zozzle

by Lol Historian June 7, 2018

zoolooed

Being extremely stoned on marijuana.

Man I smoked so much weed I was zoolooed for hours.

by Jay Badowl August 31, 2003

zoolix

A bear-like creature that squeaks like a gerbil and sports knotted, untamed hair. This sort of being is by no means uncouth, but rather a unique creature that is to be appreciated. And petted.

That girl with the squeaky voice and wild hair is such a zoolix.

by Patrizzzzz January 4, 2008

Zooloofing

Intentionally embarrassing yourself in public, normally even more embarrassing your friends that are with you; typically an act of talking to strangers

Person 1: "Dude, you're totally embarrassing us, stop zooloofing!"
Person 2: "Sorry I just love talking to strangers."

by Zwk September 23, 2015

Zoologist

A Human-God of nature. Zoologist have the ability to control animal behavior, talk with animals, make plants grow really fast, and eat little children.

That zoologist ate my daughter!

by Eglice May 1, 2008

zoolerf

The strings/ropes that pull the hood on your jacket/hoodie tight

It was so cold I put my hood on and pulled the zoolerfs tight

by Sunweeds October 24, 2008

Zozo

The name given to a demon that has made itself known in the past few hundred years. It is famous for its communication through Ouija boards, but records of its presence extend beyond that method. It is widely considered to be a considerably powerful and malevolent demon, and (although this is not necessarily true) its name should not be spoken aloud.

"I contacted Zozo with a Ouija board the other night. It was crazy."
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Some fucking dude October 30, 2020