zot

a counter strike clan that pwns my face and many others and makes me wanna quit cs and jump off a cliff

We have a match vs zot??? WOW TIME TO SLIT MY WRISTS!

by zEx | dkt July 02, 2004

zot

Onomatopoeia for that sound when you have been touched by personal tragedy that is funny to everybody else.

"Zot!, Bubba...that looks like the repo-man towing away your Trans-Am with your coon dog in the back seat." Or, "Zot, that had to hurt, Leon...I ain't never seen a framing hammer turn a thumb purple that quick."

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

Bust a Zot

Euphemism used by Students at the University of California, Irvine to describe masturbation.

"Dude i have four roommates, it's hard to find a place to bust a zot"

by Peter T. Anteater November 14, 2016

Zot Eye

The Zot Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCI too long, effectively lowering your standards for what is attractive.

(based on UCSD's 'Triton Eye')

"Zot eye is like yellow fever"
"Dude, zot eye is for ugly girls"
"But Irvine has hot girls"
"I bet you would say that if you went to UCSD"
"FUCK, I TOTALLY HAVE ZOT EYE"

by zotty December 03, 2009

zot

a type of candy that fizzes in yo mouth..originally from canada or some other nowhere place, this definition is no well know

they jacked some zots from the ontario grocery store

by couch May 13, 2005

fripping on the zot

to lose control of one's faculties, to rave like a lunatic, to become upset and rant

You might want to stay out of the boss' office, he's fripping on the zot.

by Todd Zuidema February 21, 2005

The Year Zot

The year zero. Used as a euphemism for "a long time ago".

"I've been baking pies since the year zot." - Your grandmother, probably

by WordyMcWordsAlot October 22, 2018