Zooted

to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned

jacob, i'm zooted man..

by mastadoja September 30, 2003

Zooties

A term that represents sending love.

A gesture of affection that consists of hands gently bouncing through the air from your heart to another’s heart and saying the words “zoot, zoot, zoot”!

A way to show your appreciation to others. More powerful and more special than zoots.

Commonly used at the end of a letter, message or conversation.

A way to teach children how to send love to others.

A 'secret' code in families to show someone you love them.

Developed by Amanda Gore in her book "The Gospel of Joy" (now called "Joy is an Inside Job") and "The Gift of Gratitude"

"Thank you so much for your encouragement, it means a lot to me. Zooties!" or
"I hope that things are working out for you - zooties!"

by The Joy Project May 5, 2013

zoocide

/zo(go)-O(hot)-side = zo-O-side/

When considered ethically grave, the intentional killing of an animal.

(from Greek for animal- and Latin for -kill)

You killed that sheep for fun? That’s zoocide!

by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

zooted outta my socks

so fucked up that you can barely walk and talk. all you can think about is how fucked up you are. you are more than just zooted, more than high or drunk, you are zooted outta your socks

bro. i am zooted outta my socks. i’m so fucked up.

by Your #1 vaper February 5, 2019

zootime

A frantic and crowded atmosphere, similar to feeding time at the zoo.

I came back from Black Friday shopping, it was zootime!

by Justinamaria November 27, 2021

dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.

DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

crack zooted

to be so f**ked up (by a illegal drug) that you cant see straight and have a incredible urge to dance

Me and my friends walked around staten island crack zooted after smoking that 20 piece

by Lil Chino January 4, 2009