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boomer zoomies 

For when Boomer adults spam text message you continually because they don't have anything else going on in their lives and have no sense of time
Old no nozzle Debbie sent me 30 messages today; I'm really getting sick of her Boomer zoomies.
boomer zoomies by ffi8gvktr May 2, 2024

late night zoomies 

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.
Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies

late night zoomies 

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.
Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies

He got The zoomies 

When a man bust quick
Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies
A minor quirk that exist when using Zoom platform that cannot be explained any other way.
I don't know why you cannot join the Break-out Room. Must be a Zoomism.
zoomism by marketingRus October 15, 2020

zoomie zoomie 

A drinking game involving a group of people (preferrably in a circle, or other circular shape) who clap in unison and chant the song, "fuck me, everybody let's play zoomie zoomie.. zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay". Everyone is given a number, from one to however many players there are. Once the last "zoomie zoomaay" is sung, Player 1, in time with the clapping, chants, for example, "one one, four four!". Still in time with the music, Player 4 must recognize that his/her number had been called, and do the same. Ex: "four four, nine nine!". Player 9 would go next, and so forth. The first person to mess up has to drink, and the game starts again with the song.
Warning: advised to play in only in secluded areas, as the singing/chanting of "zoomie zoomie" will become quite loud.
zoomie zoomie by S.T.D. July 24, 2007