french zamboni

When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.

She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni

by tanbeidio June 20, 2009

Zamboni Pony

Chicks that are hot for Zamboni Drivers.

Women who want to have sex with Zamboni Drivers. Are called "Zamboni Pony"

by Zamboni Operator January 15, 2014

zamboni

A Guido on ice skates.

Didja see when Jersey Shore went to the rink at Rockafeller Plaza? Wotta buncha Zamboni s!

by theadequate March 11, 2010

table zamboni

Filthy rag used for wiping th etable during wild parties or drinking games. Similar to mung rag.

Yo, I spilled my beer again. Pass me that table zamboni.

by sstymie December 15, 2004

Zombinized

Little to no sleep & still have no plans to rest. Worked long hours with no possable end in site. A state of dazed awakeness.

I am so zombinized that I could just drop.

by Michael R. Wright January 22, 2008

Zomboner

When a zombie gets a boner.

Yo bro, he's got a zomboner!

by Squidit June 10, 2018

zombinick

state of being entranced in a 'zombie'-like, brainless stare induced by television.

hey 'zombinick!' get in the shower!

by dan e jay March 28, 2010