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ZOMBIES vs ROBOTS 

in post apocalyptic earth(after WWIII)all humans have been destroyed and there is only zombies and robots left

choose now!

TEAM ZOMBIE Team Robots
team robot: OMG why we suk soo bad, we lose ZOMBIES VS ROBOTS

team zombie: Damn right you do..now bow down so i can eat ur brains(which are atop your robot bodies..thus giving us a reason to fight).
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zombies love chili 

It is a widely known fact that Zombies may eat brains if there is no chili readily available but may be less widely known that zombies love chili.

Hate and Love both mean love to a Zombie in terms of eating chili and brains.
Did you see that Zombie hate a chunk out of that woman's arm, those zombies love chili.

Zombies love chili like a fat kid loves cake.

Zombies the game 

Backround:
"Zombies" originated in 2011 when someone who was in their house pretended to fall off a toy motorcycle, die, and come back to life as a zombie, going around to his family members while moaning "Brains" and pretending to eat their heads. Soon the other children,in the house all began pretending to eat their parents. This was just the beginning. They started going to playgrounds to play the game. Although the game started with the Zombies walking slow and moaning the word "brains", it was an unfair advantage to the humans. Therefore, the game transformed into a game where the zombies run and the humans have guns. The guns do not kill the Zombies, only slow them down for a couple of seconds. The game began to spread on June 25, 2011 when the kids went to the playground and started to play Zombies with their siblings. Other children at the playground began to join in. 10 games of Zombies where played that day, and ever since then the game has been spreading.
So, ultimately, how do you play Zombies the Game?
The game begins with around 1-4 Zombies. Everyone else is a human. The zombies chase the humans trying to bite or scratch them (pretend bite and scratch, of course). The humans can use their imaginary guns to slow down the zombies if they are about to bite them, but the guns only slow down the zombies for a second or two. Once a human is bitten or scratched by a zombie they become a zombie and try to get the humans. The last human standing is the winner of the game. Once every person is turned into a Zombie the game is over. There are no bases in this game, zombies are allowed to run and climb, and only humans have guns.
Zombies the game by scorens June 28, 2011

Zombies Privilege 

A term used by mega Virgins who refuse to play CoD Zombies; A term used to describe salty people who shit on those who play games like Fortnite instead of CoD Zombies.
Timmy: Can you play Zombies for once?

Retard: REEEEE ZOMBIES PRIVILEGE

Zombies TM 

Zombies TM is plants vs zombies but you play as zombies and there’s no plants...
The best soundtrack of Zombies TM is on your lawn.

Russian Propaganda Zombies 

Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.

Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.
It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.