Zoof

A zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless

Jack is the biggest zoof on the planet.

by Anthony Pratley September 27, 2005

zoofilia

abit like beastiality, but only in a zoo

"i performed some sick fucking zoofilia with a gorilla at the london zoo last saturday"

by Brettie December 25, 2007

zoofag

A man who sexually molests animals...with his dink.

That zoofag is rape sexin' that panda!

by Doogy McDoogy August 1, 2006

Zoloft

A commonly prescribed anti-depressant medication that has the unfortunate side effect of turning users into zombies. If you take Zoloft and have noticed any of the following symptoms DISCONTINUE USE IMMEDIATELY and contact your doctor:

An obsession with brains, a lack of brain function, a lack of emotions, an increased desire to eat unusual foods, a bizarre urge to rip open people's skulls and consume their brains, a sudden change in appearance where you begin to look hideous and monster-like, or any other symptom you find unpleasant.

These could be signs the Zoloft is turning you into a zombie. Discontinuing taking the medication usually reverses this side effect, provided your psychiatrist can advise you to stop taking the drug before you de-brain him.

Ever since I started taking Zoloft I have found human brains to be positively delicious!

by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010

Zoloft

Probably the most dangerous antidepressant out there. It's like the Xanax of antidepressants. You literally feel nothing on this drug and are easily irritable and irritated. Sometimes you want to become a psychopath on it, and have thoughts to hurt people or yourself. Some gangsters in the hood and corrupt cops take it with Xanax, whenever there is a gang/turf war and such, so they push it to the limit and don't feel any fear.

It is basically Psychiatric fraud and poison; soma for the masses. See: Brave New World But, big pharma don't want the common man mindless herd to know this. lol

Eric Harris of Columbine High School was a nice kid before he was prescribed Zoloft after becoming freshman at age 15, by his parents to ward off depression. Then Harris became a mental case with his bullying and went on a rampage with his friend, Dylan Klebold.

by Charmouche September 11, 2016

Zoofy Boots

code name for marijuana

lets go smoke some Zoofy Boots

...?

by FrozenBrains October 2, 2006

Zooflak

Giving exotic animals grief. this can include exotic dancers or people of exotic heritage.

"That zebra is awesome"

"naw it's from Africa."

"stop being such a zooflak"

"his mom hated because I'm whasian. She needs to Stop zooflaking"

by Yo yamama February 7, 2010