zeusig

zeusig means that something is really really cool... it's like the god Zeus himself.

Wow that are some really zeusig shoes!

by FancySuit June 28, 2009

Zeus J

A majestic unicorn like human that does live streams on MeetMe that has a majestic beard that any human would gladly wish to grow upon their chin. Zeus J is often times seen saying "cool george" to an extremely weird man named Georgeous that comes to his stream .

Georgeous: I love buckets of grease with extra ranch and lots of banana buns .

Zeus J : Cool George

by Someonethatluvstacobell June 27, 2022

Zeus

He is the worst god of them all. Suffers from bipolar disorder and many more unnamed mental illnesses. Tends to throw thunderbolts in tantrum state. Is a hypocrite. Is a chronic womanizer, despite marriage to Queen Hera. Must be dethroned as a king. Must be stripped from his title as 'god of justice and law'. Must be killed at sight.

Beware: Most people he dates tend to have horrible fate.

Ancient Greek Guy 1: I heard the Olympians teamed up to destroy the god of evil.

Ancient Greek Guy 2: Whom? Hades.

Ancient Greek Guy 1: Naw, dude. Hades is lit. Zeus 'Can't-Keep-It-In-His-Pants-EAT-LIGHTNING-old-guy' was the one that got destroyed. He deserved it.

by Hestia4Lyf December 26, 2018

Zeus's Beard

adj.

How aweful, what a suprise

By Zeus's Beard she is beautiful: By Zeus's Beard what an accident

by Ben Jermain May 15, 2006

Zeus Logic

A very ambiguous yet genius train of thought, usually involves a lot of nostalgic references. Can be confused for mindless ramble, until you get till the end and realize that it was nothing but sheer brilliance.

Zeus logic is why i go to middleeasy.com everyday.

by connertreffry March 10, 2011

Zeuxis

The fictional bloodline in the wattpad story Zeuxis Revenge. Named and based after the realife gaming Clan Zeuxis Bloodline. Storywise the Zeuxis are the chosen few who battle against the corruption that threatens humanity. In real life The Zeuxis are you average collection of gamers.
Famous Zeuxis include:
Valk: Leader and founder
Sharp: Co founder and 2iC
Razor: 3iC
Kain: The mentor of the group
Bagel: Jackass
Kit: Jackass #2/otaku

Yo did you know clan Zeuxis exists IRL
No fucking way I want to join

by the real legend 27 February 5, 2018

zeul

Zeul is an absolute crackhead but is a total sweetheart. he'll always strike up random converstations and is extremely social, exept for when hes scaring people off with his tourettes.

"this tweaker is pissing me the hell off."
"oh you mean that guy Zeul? such a bucktee"

by saggywasteman February 29, 2020