Zebra Flute

N. A sexual move in which, while performing fellatio, the male or female responsible wraps both hands around the recipient's penis and delivers a powerful indian burn just before their partner reaches orgasm. The corresponding marks left on the penis will seem stripelike in appearance, and the grip of the partner before delivering the indian burn will seem like a flutist playing their instrument of choice. This move is very versatile, as it can be used for revenge by a scorned love or to bring great pleasure to those fond of masochism.

The Zebra Flute has been described as having a love/hate relationship. Also, it may have originally been performed on a zebra.

by ExperimentKRAJ April 30, 2011

zeldaphile

A person who becomes sexually aroused by the Zelda video games.

The reason Timmy is humping his Wii is because he is a Zeldaphile

by The dark lord happypants August 3, 2007

Zelda

If you know a girl called Zelda, you have literally been BLESSED. Zelda is one of the coolest, prettiest and smartest girls you will ever meet. She has a super good sense of humour, and probably likes the 2000s or dragons aesthetics too. She is also that girl who has a playlist dedicated to her favourite grunge throwbacks, and also wears SUPER cool clothes. Deep down, Zelda may have some tough problems that she struggles to deal with herself, but there is NEVER a moment where she won’t give up time of her day to help out her friends. It doesn’t matter whether it’s 2 in the afternoon or 4 in the morning, Zelda is ALWAYS there for you. Not only is she the funniest and most supportive girl you’ll meet, but she is absolutely STUNNING and literally everyone sees it but her. She is quite insecure, so she tends to think the worst of herself, but all the boys secretly are in love with her and all of the girls want to be her. She is not the most popular girl in the school, but everyone adores her. Zelda will be most likely shy and reserved when you first meet her, but when you get close to her you’ll wish you’d met her sooner and also probably realise there’s more to her than what you thought. She genuinely gets along with everyone, but having a Zelda as a best friend is all you could EVER need.

Girl 1: OMG! Who is that girl?
Girl 2: I don’t know, but I love her leopard print clothes!
Girl 3: THAT my friends, is Zelda
Girl 1 & 2 in sync: WOW
Girl2: I want to BE her!!!!

by Greenballsacks April 14, 2020

Zelda

A series of video games created by Nintendo, many years ago, that is still going strong today.

by PiE! March 18, 2003

zebraloaf

A zebraloaf is a big black dick with white girl fingers holding it. The dick resembles a zebra.

Hey girl, I was with Jerome last night and his package made quite the zebraloaf.

Bodie has got a huge zebraloaf.

by Redgengus February 3, 2018

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the best Zelda game since Ocarina of Time. It won the Game of the Year award in the Game Awards 2017 and 163 other media outlets.

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is playable on the Nintendo Wii U and the Nintendo Switch.

by Otakai September 19, 2018

The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time

Misspelled, it should be The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

1337 Fork: The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time is the best game ever!

Me: Fool, you mean The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, is the best game ever.

by Linkzie June 29, 2006